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i love christmas

until halfway through christmas day, when i realise just how crap it is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)

just go into it knowing it is crap, you will be less disappointed then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)

i try

but every year my brain fills with fizzy festive optimism

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)

I would like more if there was something to get excited about

but there isn't, not even the booze

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)

i get more excited these days

watching my sister's twins playing with their presents. they're only two, so they're still too young to complain that they didn't get what they wanted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)

I love the 26th. The 27th is even better.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)

boxing day is ok

i have dinner at my sister's house, don't have to wash the dishes and get to drink all her husband's magner's :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)

and then block the loo and say it was Jesus who did it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)

nah, i leave that till the next day

so there's nobody to blame but me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)

and then write in the toilet bowl with a sharpie

"Please stop shitting in me you bastards"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)

people already think i'm mental

i wrote on my bathroom door in luminous pen "if you can read this, the lecky's gone"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)