You wait till they start up the Ham Cannon
Screaming for Battle Meats of all varieties.
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Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:12,
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When you've got an oozing wound full of Lamb Shrapnel from Kofta Grenade
and all you've got to defend yourself is a lousy Shrimp Cutlass.
That's when you realise...
War is hell.
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Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:17,
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