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(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 4:38, archived)
Accolades for the sublime erudition.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 24 Oct 2010, 4:42,
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Uruk you say?I used to live there, true story
nice cedar walls as I recall
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Sun 24 Oct 2010, 4:47,
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nice cedar walls as I recall
I love the smell of cedar.Wait a second... this is a trap!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 24 Oct 2010, 4:49,
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Well it's a good start
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 24 Oct 2010, 4:46,
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Well I for one hope this wins.It deserves to on so many levels. Firstly, the psudo modern inpressionism shows deep feeling and understanding for modern day traumastics on a level only equalled by the great man himself. Me. The characteristic meeting of lines suggests to the viewer that the artist is a naive protractionist yet the subject is a more simple feature-wang than first looks. It shouts Goya, Dali and Schiitkuünt although on a closer inspection, the transholographic jammisculable outlines are perfectly executed. In all this paraboxical euphononimally yuk is one of the most complex and faecial studies in the gallery today. I particularly admire the use of text to highlight the effect of the expulsion of the human waste making contact with the subjects, this emphasises the motion so perfectly created in this work. I can only assume this is a self portrait using the media of pixel inks and polycybergouach. The colours jump out at you which is a shame in part, as they have clearly not made it back to the canvass. I shall now take a step back to try to understand the artist's deepest thoughts while he was creating this truly perfect masterpiece. Has this been entered in the 2011 Turner Prize? I would imagine the artist, an obviously troubled woman, yet confident brush strokes create a perfect guide to the eye, focusing on the subject perfectly, and even though his use of the font could have been improved by use of comic sans, it is still one of the greatest works of art ever to have graced this gallery. Should this work ever come up for sale, I would purchace it for my own collection in a heart beat but sadly, I shall never have sufficiant funds to make this happen. Recently a 'Nobby' was sold at Northerbys auctions for eleventy pounds and a bun which just about sums up how popular the artist is. The work, 'Tracy Emin's Baggy Vag' which won several prizes worldwide featured the fellow artist kipper with a tent peg inserted, showing his admiration for her work. Genius.
Rating: *****
(Rating: *****
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 24 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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