She got a new car
From the Modernise the Queen challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
From the Modernise the Queen challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)
( , Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
wait
me being born blind makes you smile, you fucking sadist.
i got rob to delete the one about me sleepwalking in a church (my dad took me and my mate on a christian thing amd i sleptwalked coz i really needed a wee, and couldn't find the bogs, so i pissed on the kitchen floor :S (honestly no bs) and the floor was waterproof ( i found this out by in the morning we were to check the rooms, i checked the kitchen.) lol im going to hell if there is one.
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Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:13,
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i got rob to delete the one about me sleepwalking in a church (my dad took me and my mate on a christian thing amd i sleptwalked coz i really needed a wee, and couldn't find the bogs, so i pissed on the kitchen floor :S (honestly no bs) and the floor was waterproof ( i found this out by in the morning we were to check the rooms, i checked the kitchen.) lol im going to hell if there is one.