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i want that pirate to beat me

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:22, archived)

she'll shiver your timber

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)

i thought of a pirate related sex pun for about a minute, but came up with fuck all

shit.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)

so you don't want to walk her down your plank?

or give her a good keel-hauling?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:33, archived)

For God's sake, man.

I'll open her treasure chest and have at her booty.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)

or you could go for Quint's favourite, the necrophiliac orgy

that is 15 men on a dead woman's bust

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)

fuck

i tried working the plank angle but still nothing

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)

hummus running dry tonight?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)

as always

I MAY ASWELL JUST LEAVE B3TA FOR EVER!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)

you can't do that!

for every old timer that leaves, 3 cuntfucking noobs get their l-plates!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 0:04, archived)

I'll have you know there's nothing wrong with cunt fucking.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)