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# I find her thoroughly nondescript
I don't think I'd recognise her if she was slipping a finger up my ringpiece screaming 'I'm your new queen, okay ya!'
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# i don't know
the obvious vacuum behind the eyes could be attractive
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# haha!
it's going to take a long time to get rid of that mental image
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# a very long time
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# By which you mean
you're storing it up for when you get a quiet moment alone.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
# can't talk, wanking
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# She looks like she should be saying something like:
"...and next up on ITV..."

Possibly T4

Television aimed at thick people, anyway
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, exactly this
very like Claudia Winklepickers
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# but you know as long as she didn't speak you would
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Oh, without a second thought
I didn't buy this multipack of ball gags not to use them.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Credit crunch tip 23
just buy one of what you need and wash it after using it
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)