ah...the old 'pencil through the eyeball just to get a day off work trick'
...they'll see through that straight away
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:01,
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pity he won't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:06,
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slight element of risk
100% chance of death.......hey-he got his day off work!
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:12,
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