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[challenge entry] 2B


Hope it's not already been done. Kinda obvious...

From the Shakespeare challenge. See all 205 entries (closed)

(Mayhem, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# You're penciled in for a . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Silly girl frying pan is not hair straighteners.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# have you seen that new root boost thing?
it's fucking crimpers! the cheeky bastards have just renamed them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# You must be highly skilled if you use these to do your hair!
mysite.verizon.net/vze7aq8e/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/crimpers.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# That's only for wirey hair!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:52, archived)
# my hair is made of steel, you insensitive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:52, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Crimpers and backcombing them was the days.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# too true
although i could have done without the legwarmers and puffball skirts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# haha I by-passed that phase usually jeans and baggy jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:58, archived)
# baggy jumpers wasn't till 6th form
jeans wasn't till last year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Couldn't have been any worse than an old family picture of ours.
The four of us, in Italy, all wearing psychedelic shell suits.

:`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma, no!
i'd have killed myself before i put on a shell suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I am damaged mentally from such events.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# i'm not at all surprised
btw, are you an uncle yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# No, I actually came home.
Bloody thing doesn't want to come out!

Edit: They are to induce next Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i don't blame it
it's damn cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)
# That it is.
Foetal position under a 15 tog duvet for me shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)
# i have supplemented my duver
with one of my handmade blankets and a merino wool mattress topper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Snugtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# POST IIIIIIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I may do that one night, if I get drunk enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Nor is it suitable for removing contact lenses
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Hey
happy birthday buddy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Thank Chew . . . still pumpin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# *kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *Revives zombie-mediocre* - Go into the world o' infected one the time of the mediocre apocalype is now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# And then....the world will become MEDIOCRE!



oh...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:14, archived)
# i like this
but then, i am easily lead...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# My dad died in a tragic graphite related accident, you insensitive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# pics or......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
#
www.panarabneurosurgery.org.sa/journal/vol4_2/Images/96-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ah...the old "pencil through the eyeball just to get a day off work trick"
...they'll see through that straight away
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# pity he won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# slight element of risk
100% chance of death.......hey-he got his day off work!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# spanged with a pole.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I'll go with "kinda"
I'm with you on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# To the point...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I think I saw this before, is it the future I've seen then?
Shakespeare was a bit of a forsoothsayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# HB or Bic biro.
Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 21:13, archived)