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# you're grounded!
No puns for a week. A week, I say!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# that's it! i'm running away!
*circles the block with a duffel bag*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# :D
I think we've all done the 'running away to the end of the road' thing...

I tried it last week, in fact.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# last time i did the "i'm leaving home flounce"
i actually moved out. that was 11 years ago.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# My god - you actually did it....
the escape committee congratulates you!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# pfff
i'm still there nearly every day, helping the fossils with their housework
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I did it a few weeks ago
I stayed at my mums for a night then went home to say sorry and grovel
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
# better than sleeping on the couch
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# and all thought I would never admit it I did miss the wife
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# i'm not surprised
i doubt shagging your mum would be a pleasurable alternative to giving the missus a portion
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I'm a married man
I get half a portion in the 5 minutes between the kids going to sleep and the wife passing out
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# and the other half
after she's passed out?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# it's why rohypnol was created
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)