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# that's as bad as saying
if it tastes bad, you know it's doing you good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I coughed
And it came out of my nose
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# well stop putting it in your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Stop sticking it so far in...
...and making me cough
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# my nipples aren't that long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Just like petting your friends dog
"Hey, I found a nipple"
Always polite to give it a quick wank instead of teasing.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# you've never seen my friend's dog
japanese akita crossed with a german pointer, it's fucking huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# A Japanese Erecta?
Nice. Go on. Give it a pull. Just like Flash Gordon in Arboria.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)