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# 8 years, 107 messages
he only logs in when he's reeeeeeally passionate about something.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# or when he manages to wrestle the mittens off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# don't anger him/her it could be a hacker
nah, who am i codding
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:35, archived)
# you could hack my computer with a fucking spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# still no youtube?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# nope
this thing is running on emergency gnat power
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# have you tried cunting it in the fuck?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# repeatedly
the keyboard only works properly if i regularly pick it up to a height of about a foot, then drop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# That's a very specialised bit of cutlery
Where does it go in a standard place setting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# just to the left of the lobster mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)