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# doesn't he need to be dead first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i think you have made the common oversight:
forgetting that he is Stephen Fry.

Edit: Shit, I hope I didn't scare you...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:58, archived)
# no, you didn't scare me
i just forgot to take his immense Fry-ness into account
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# schoolgirl error
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# it's a long time since i was a schoolgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# your errors speak otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Is it teh film tiem yet?
What are the choices?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:02, archived)
# tonight's choices are:
zombieland
the boneyard
land of the dead
jason x
resident evil: extinction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Titanic
Oh... Well it has to be zombieland evertime, for me anyway :)
Although I have only seen it once last week on sky!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i do love zombieland
but titanic sucks hippo nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:09, archived)
# At the moment I'm watching the last 'The Trip' on bbc iplayer
Bloody brilliant, I'm probably on my own though!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# i have an illogical and somewhat pathological hatred of impressionists
so it's not something i would choose to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck yeah best you don't watch it. But it is them taking the piss out of themselves doing impressions though!
But yes best you don't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i might watch it if they both died horribly at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# they aren't really impressionists
they just sometimes do impressions.

also, i didn't start watching this until last week as I seriously hate Rob Brydon and his vacuous style of comedy. However, I can stomach him in this as the joke is mainly about what a sad old cunt he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# they just set my teeth on edge
and make me want to punch the telly. they never* sound or look like the person they're impersonating, so they just make a cunt of themselves and fuckwits lap this shit up.


*with the exception of chris barrie impersonating kenneth williams. fucking spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:21, archived)
# "She was only 15 years old"
"SHE WAS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD"
"She.. was only... 15 years old"!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# is this a confession?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Tut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:31, archived)
# well, what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:32, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i'm not calling you a fuckwit, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# oh, if you insist
FUCKWIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)