Does he sign you upfor marketing companies so you get sent all the latest sanitary towels, haemorroid creams, incontinence pads, feminine deoderisers and the like. Used to be a hobby the Mrs had - getting free samples of stuff like that sent to some of the lads from her university course.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
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