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I wish I could use a spray that would make laydeesh take their clothes off.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

as long as you don't stink of b.o

i'm not fussy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

But...I do stink of bermagot orange.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

i don't care

i've got a cold anway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

rohypnol spray works

they usually require erm...assistance

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

I tried that once, but I woke up with a sore arse.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

viagranol ftw

knocks them out, but keeps them stiff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

that's why I prefer dead bodies

none o'this floppin' about.....no way.......nice n' rigid

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

but cold

very cold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)