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May I be the first...

... to do this very obvious joke.

Sorry.

From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)

yes

yes you may.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

Cat Stevens?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

It's good.

But it's not the one.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

Yusuf Islam?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

is that the new lynx scent?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

I wish I could use a spray that would make laydeesh take their clothes off.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

as long as you don't stink of b.o

i'm not fussy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

But...I do stink of bermagot orange.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

i don't care

i've got a cold anway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

rohypnol spray works

they usually require erm...assistance

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

I tried that once, but I woke up with a sore arse.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

viagranol ftw

knocks them out, but keeps them stiff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

that's why I prefer dead bodies

none o'this floppin' about.....no way.......nice n' rigid

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

but cold

very cold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

They should rename their entire range to 'Bunghole'.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

yes they should

although i do not do the bunghole. there are some places even i won't go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

Balls or aerosol?

Neither I want it for my armpits

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

What a rubbish wig.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)

Or...

what an awesome cat litter

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)

When you put it like that..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

stays crunchy, even in milk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

yay....A KITTEN!!......fast becoming a rare sight despite everyone being invited to 'shop one

I always "click" kittens :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)

I'm a little concerned by the inverted commas ...

*phones RSPCA*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

I work there in a mundane job

"clicking" helps pass the time...

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

That's a very good point.

Kittens rarely make it onto the 'shopping list, these days.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

i've never popped out for a loaf and come back with a kitten

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

a re-balance is needed soon

a good old-fashioned KITTEN COMPO!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

DRAGONS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

NEW IMAGINED CHALLENGE: DRAGONS DEN
Whether it be the mythical creature, the 1980s series of home computers, or the awesome gun in Perfect Dark on the N64, we all love dragons in all their varieties.
But what about their homes? Create pictures of where you think these fantastic reptiles would live, complete with inhabitants doing everyday things.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

if it involes dragons, i'm happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

I may just do a week of kitten stuff, anyway.

Can't really think of anything for this compo.
Maybe some random fluff will inspire me..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

Awesome user name!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

Thanks... assuming you know where it's from.

Otherwise I've given the wrong impression.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

Yeah love that film.

Still trying to find the second one, seen some clips but can't find the full thing anywhere, super rare!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)

Which one?

Drunken master 2 (from the 90s) or Dance of the Drunken Mantis (the official sequel)?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

Drunken Master 2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6o9p8yXjr0
Jackie Chan reckons it's his best ever film.. looks great.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)

drunken master was on sci fi last night

or the night before, i can't remember

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

You should have watched it!

That and Snake in Eagles Shadow are two of my faves, let alone moon warriors which has a killer whale doing kung fu. Sweet as.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

i watched jaws instead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

The power of the interwebs!

I'm watching all of the IT crowd at the moment. Never seen it before, it's quite funny. Obviously I've been busy today...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

It's reasonable, but Ayoade deserves better than that.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

You know nothing of The Crunch, Naboo!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

this is your first taste of crunch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

? Was he in That too?

I should watch more telly.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

if there's one thjing i've learned

it's don't eat all your hash cakes at once or the devil will appear and try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

I've been there.

Admittedly, it was a little day trip, and I went as a tourist.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

crunh time!

*throws knitting needles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

i've been busy too

my dad had a mini stroke new year's eve, so i've been helping mum and preventing her from having kittens. can't concentrate on anything but bacardi right jow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

*hugs*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

they're saying now it might be epilepsy

but he's 64 and shown no signs before, so we'll just have to wait till the brain scans come back. he seems fine, just his short term memory is fucked. he didn't remember his brother dying 3 weeks ago

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

Sorry to hear that.

Bacardi 8 yr old is actually pretty good. Try
1 lime, cut into 8. Muddle.
ice
dark rum
ginger beer.
Drink!

oh, in a large glass. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

i'm goig the tramp's custard route

1 bottle baardi, 1 bottle cheapo lemonade
1 bottle cheapo lime cordial
mix and drink.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

I didn't know where it was

from and now I'm disappointed :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

also,just to let you know...

you're winning the challenge at the moment
edit:23:48 update...just slipped to second place..:(..it's not over yet though:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)

In my head he's singing

"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaal!"

(The kitteh not Jobs)

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Rico, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

What a pussy.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)