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[challenge entry] May I be the first...
... to do this very obvious joke.

Sorry.

From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# yes
yes you may.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Ta
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Cat Stevens?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# It's good.
But it's not the one.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Yusuf Islam?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# is that the new lynx scent?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I wish I could use a spray that would make laydeesh take their clothes off.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# as long as you don't stink of b.o
i'm not fussy
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# But...I do stink of bermagot orange.
:(
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# i don't care
i've got a cold anway
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# rohypnol spray works
they usually require erm...assistance
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I tried that once, but I woke up with a sore arse.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# viagranol ftw
knocks them out, but keeps them stiff
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# that's why I prefer dead bodies
none o'this floppin' about.....no way.......nice n' rigid
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# but cold
very cold
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# They should rename their entire range to 'Bunghole'.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# yes they should
although i do not do the bunghole. there are some places even i won't go
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Balls or aerosol?
Neither I want it for my armpits
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)
# What a rubbish wig.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Or...
what an awesome cat litter
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# When you put it like that..
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# stays crunchy, even in milk
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# yay....A KITTEN!!......fast becoming a rare sight despite everyone being invited to 'shop one
I always "click" kittens :)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'm a little concerned by the inverted commas ...
*phones RSPCA*
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I work there in a mundane job
"clicking" helps pass the time...
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# That's a very good point.
Kittens rarely make it onto the 'shopping list, these days.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)
# i've never popped out for a loaf and come back with a kitten
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)
# a re-balance is needed soon
a good old-fashioned KITTEN COMPO!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# NO
DRAGONS
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
.
NEW IMAGINED CHALLENGE: DRAGONS DEN
Whether it be the mythical creature, the 1980s series of home computers, or the awesome gun in Perfect Dark on the N64, we all love dragons in all their varieties.
But what about their homes? Create pictures of where you think these fantastic reptiles would live, complete with inhabitants doing everyday things.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)
# if it involes dragons, i'm happy
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I may just do a week of kitten stuff, anyway.
Can't really think of anything for this compo.
Maybe some random fluff will inspire me..
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Awesome user name!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Thanks... assuming you know where it's from.
Otherwise I've given the wrong impression.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah love that film.
Still trying to find the second one, seen some clips but can't find the full thing anywhere, super rare!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Which one?
Drunken master 2 (from the 90s) or Dance of the Drunken Mantis (the official sequel)?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Drunken Master 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6o9p8yXjr0
Jackie Chan reckons it's his best ever film.. looks great.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)
# drunken master was on sci fi last night
or the night before, i can't remember
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# You should have watched it!
That and Snake in Eagles Shadow are two of my faves, let alone moon warriors which has a killer whale doing kung fu. Sweet as.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# i watched jaws instead
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# The power of the interwebs!
I'm watching all of the IT crowd at the moment. Never seen it before, it's quite funny. Obviously I've been busy today...
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# It's reasonable, but Ayoade deserves better than that.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# You know nothing of The Crunch, Naboo!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# this is your first taste of crunch!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
# ? Was he in That too?
I should watch more telly.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# if there's one thjing i've learned
it's don't eat all your hash cakes at once or the devil will appear and try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I've been there.
Admittedly, it was a little day trip, and I went as a tourist.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# crunh time!
*throws knitting needles*
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# i've been busy too
my dad had a mini stroke new year's eve, so i've been helping mum and preventing her from having kittens. can't concentrate on anything but bacardi right jow.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# :(
*hugs*
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# they're saying now it might be epilepsy
but he's 64 and shown no signs before, so we'll just have to wait till the brain scans come back. he seems fine, just his short term memory is fucked. he didn't remember his brother dying 3 weeks ago
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
Bacardi 8 yr old is actually pretty good. Try
1 lime, cut into 8. Muddle.
ice
dark rum
ginger beer.
Drink!

oh, in a large glass. :)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i'm goig the tramp's custard route
1 bottle baardi, 1 bottle cheapo lemonade
1 bottle cheapo lime cordial
mix and drink.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I didn't know where it was
from and now I'm disappointed :)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# also,just to let you know...
you're winning the challenge at the moment
edit:23:48 update...just slipped to second place..:(..it's not over yet though:)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)
# In my head he's singing
"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaal!"

(The kitteh not Jobs)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# What a pussy.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)