fuck off, junior
i'm 36 and scouse. i'm old enough to be your mum.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:41,
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Hey, at least that's legal.
Great-grandmother on the other hand would be pushing it a bit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:55,
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