Probably no god, there is either a god or no god
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:20,
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God is quantum
Therefore, according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle it is impossible to measure both his existence and beard colour at the same time.
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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