Welcome to Xpress Lifts, descent to floor sixteen.You will be going down two thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven floors and, for a small extra charge, you can enjoy the in-lift movie 'Gone With the Wind.' If you look to your right and to your left, you will notice there are no exits. In the highly unlikely event of the lift having to make a crash-landing, death is certain. Under your seats you will find a cassette for recording your last will and testament, and from above your head a bag will drop containing sedatives and cyanide capsules.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:09,
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*pops cyanide capsule*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:10,
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a wise choice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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this is just the queue for it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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you should apologise for the chicken!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:18,
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hahaMy 8yo daughter is starting to love RD It only took about 3 years of hints before I got the box set for Xmas!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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This deal is getting worse all the time
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:39,
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