I might have gone this way
I choked on a sausage* in a restaurant but managed to cough it up
*sausage
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:30,
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just as well, really
mate's dad tore his throat to bits with a plastic chippy fork, trying to get the sausage out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34,
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