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# The Evil Ed 2
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# he'll swallow your sooooouuuulll!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *ahem*
he'll swallow your sooooouuuulll motivation to vote Labour!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# He looks like the type of swotty kid who used to get picked on at school.
Your sig, btw - Clue?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Yes - From Monday's
Ross Noble was utter gold on the Film Club round.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I was only half listening
usually listen to it properly on Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ace of spades…queen of spades...four of hearts, eight of spades...
Jack of Diamonds JACK OF CLUBS!!!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# WHY HAVE YOU DISTURBED OUR SLEEP?
AWAKENED US FROM OUR ANCIENT SLUMBER?
YOU WILL DIE!!!!
ONE BY ONE, WE WILL TAKE YOU, LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I get that response every morning trying to get the kids up for school
and extra strong mints with chilli why have I not been made aware of these before
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# This is pretty much what I say every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# i should say it
as my aunt keeps knocking on the door and waking me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# He choking on sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# funnily enough
that's how my mate's dad died
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# funnily enough not - not enough funnel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# funnel be damned
don't try eating a sausage dinner when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
sausage dinner
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# imagine having that on your death certificate
you'd die of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I want mine to say "Death due to Misadventure"
So that people will think my sex life was more interesting than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i want mine to say
"death due to zombie attack"
then i can reanimate and bite the coroner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "Held back the zombies single-handed for 72 hours"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hell, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I might have gone this way
I choked on a sausage* in a restaurant but managed to cough it up


*sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# just as well, really
mate's dad tore his throat to bits with a plastic chippy fork, trying to get the sausage out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Labour leader.
WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A HAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Necromancer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# His neck's so tough it broke that zombies thumb!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# He will slowly bore you death and then take your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# *sings*
You need hands to show the world you're happy
And you need hands when you have to stop the bus
But the hands we love so dear
are the hands we love to hear

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# shopped images only etc
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# He's gangsta enough to deal with the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Exreme?
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)