Then there's the three-year 'No quibbles' (stop laughing!) money-back guarantee.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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The only way you'll ever get money back is by taking them to court
which we did but we found that even our legal team was on their side :(
So we ended up settling for pittance.
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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