there once was a hapless gob-er-lin
whose tongue was forever slobberin'
he got in trouble
for making a puddle
and received such a clobberin'
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arrangedletters,
Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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and his eyes aren't normally yellow - he just had jaundice on picture day
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios,
Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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