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# I heard that she has a small trough attached between her thighs
to make up for her lack of vaginal and anal muscle-tone
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# pig slops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# My attorney assures me it's like a butcher's bin down there
Best case scenario, we're talking stuntman's knee
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*bokes*

hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Rest assured
No matter how much boking went on, or where, on what, it's at least 300% more handsome than anything you'd find in the drawers of Price.
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Someone should recommend she knit the slack into some variant on the famous 'Chinese finger trap'.
From Clown's Pocket to Mouse's Ear in one easy movement.
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)