i can't flybut all it takes is for some people to say they saw me fly. in 200 years, some idiot could find a written record of my supposed flying and believe it. before you know it, chinese whispers and bullshit turn me into a religious icon.
it's all bollocks.
(it's all bollocks.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:37,
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