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# Saw this on the Morrisons website and took a second to realise I'd navigated away from BBC news.


Ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# What a downer!
But at least she saved a bit of cash. GOOD GOIN' MADDIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# i thought it was only jesus that saved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Yeah he was a notorious scrooge.
TYPICAL JEW! statement does not actually reflect real opinions of the author regarding any and all of the aforementioned religious sects / cults / religions mentioned in this statement
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# damn those tightfisted imaginary religious icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# He was probably real
And probably a pretty nice bloke, but the stuff about the virgin birth, all the magic tricks and the resurrection was probably added later to add PIZAZZ to the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# i can't fly
but all it takes is for some people to say they saw me fly. in 200 years, some idiot could find a written record of my supposed flying and believe it. before you know it, chinese whispers and bullshit turn me into a religious icon.
it's all bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# And that's why I joined B3ta :/
!) and that's why I joined b3ta
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# AAAARRGGGHHHHH!!! CLOWN!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Not enough magenta cock.
Have you forgotten your dream already, exclamationmark-bracket?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# There was nowhere really suitable to
Insert one.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)