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# YOU SHALL NOT PASS
THE COW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# that's good
i didn't eat the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It looks hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# so would i be if all i ever got was grass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'm trying to get back in shape before trying to fit back in a wet suit
I know how the poor cow feels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# try the liver reduction diet for a fortnight
you should lose at least a stone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# so far my diet is smoking more
and eating less dead animals, pretty much in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# cut out starchy foods
and severely limit beer intake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# My beer intake is already limited
by how much I can fit in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# mine is limited
by the fact that i don't actually like beer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I can manage to get more vodka in my mouth than beer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# same here
although i tend to stick to bacardi these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)