i asked the DJ for i can't decide on my birthday
he said 'is that by the beatles?'
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i just put a black skirt over my head
and ran round the pub, pretending to be a nun.
he soon changed the disc.
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nobody
some woman had come out straight from work and got changed in the toilets, so she had her work skirt with her.
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