and so you should apologisea gentleman would have jizzed on her tits instead
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:22,
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While playing a bebop rendition of "Lydia the Tattooed Lady".So he could jizz on her tits while jazzing on her tats.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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and they say men can't multitask Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:29,
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*looks round* Eh?
*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
(*drops hot chip pan onto cat, drops lit cigarette into puddle of boiling fat*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31,
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hot and greasy pussysounds like a porno about a fat minger the day before her annual bath
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:33,
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