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# if only!
i'm in a corset and girdle today.
breathing is, apparently, for losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *intrigued*
is it because you are traveling in time back a few hundred years?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:59, archived)
# not even close
it's because i'm trying to control my flabby bits so they don't make my bridesmaid's dress bulge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)
# that makes more sense.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# the wedding isn't till may
i think i'll need that long to get used to the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# just sleep with the groom and the wedding is off
Prob solved.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# eeeeeeewww, no!
i may share some things with my sister, but that's both wrong and nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)