As Serge Gainsbourg might once have said, 'What is life without self-righteous indignation? It is like a car fuck in the rain without a policeman banging tiredly on the roof with his torch.'
Rhymes are good. Yes, even Rupert That Bear. I promise you this is true.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:59,
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"This lamp belongs in a museum!
If you've got more, I'd love to see 'em."
The fairy said: "Enough tedium!
That tool will split my perineum!"
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 3:17,
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