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# Salad Cream
or Mayo?
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# can I go for Heinz sandwich spread?
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought better of you Mr Savalas.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# mmmm
nice vinegary slimy gherkiny sandwich spread, all rammed under my foreskin and down my jappa.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Actually, that does sound appealing.
appealing sexy
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you'll be popping out for a jar tomorrow
but best wait until you've paid for it and left the shop
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# bleurgh to both
best served with a crushed zinc-carbon battery garnish, and a K-Y jus
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# have Gaviscon with that
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)