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# New Sex Bot


More at www.piecomic.com or piecomic.tumblr.com
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# just a thought
but do you comment on anybody else's pictures.. or do you only post your own stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# what a suprise
no response... probably too busy posting this on lots of other websites.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Response
If I have something to say I say it, but mostly I just make pictures.
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# there are a lot of people like that here
however many people feel that this is a community, not a notice board.

just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# thank you :D
i don't want to seem like an arse, just think it's not really here just for a 'hit and run'...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# 2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Says you
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# haha
you cannot disprove that statement ever! FAC-MOTHER-FUCKIN-T
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# This is just my favorite place to share
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I enjoy seeing your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# give me a picture over a comment any day of the week
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Aww man, I only visit /board for the comments
(__, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# You only visit /board when you feel like fucking someones shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# I'm never going to comment again, I am just going to post pictures what I drew.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# It's got a warm slot
so I guess it might be near enough for some people....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# unplug it first, though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# mmm
a hot bagel smothered in soft cheese. Perfect for a bready shag and doubles up as a lovely snack afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Salad Cream
or Mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# can I go for Heinz sandwich spread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought better of you Mr Savalas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# mmmm
nice vinegary slimy gherkiny sandwich spread, all rammed under my foreskin and down my jappa.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Actually, that does sound appealing.
appealing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you'll be popping out for a jar tomorrow
but best wait until you've paid for it and left the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# bleurgh to both
best served with a crushed zinc-carbon battery garnish, and a K-Y jus
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# have Gaviscon with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# toast is better than sex
if it's done right
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You are either doing your sex VERY wrong
or your toast VERY right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# my sex is like my toasting
knob not turned enough and popping out too early just barely warm and looking sad and floppy with a dry crusty edge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Text book Premature Toastulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha
it's Ok once you've slathered it in marmalade and rammed it in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Toast is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# toast? rubbish? i suppose you eat bread raw, you barbarian!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Why do you think they have toastie, and hyper mega super toastie loaves?
So you have the lowest toast:soft bread ratio possible. That toast is a 2 setting, barely. More bread than toast. Don't tell me you like toast; I see through your golden breadcrumb veil of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# heheh you may be right, but,
i only bought that loaf so i could make that image. I know, sad.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I've got a panini press
It's extra sexy
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# No.
Being squashed and hot doesn't make it a good sandwich. A bit of gooey cheese can, I admit, make a nice change. But just put it in the microwave for 30 secs and spread it on. It'll save you 5 minutes and you won't have to use shit chiabattawhatever bread in a vain attempt to make something authentically italian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking ciabatta, it's like eating sponge.
Don't get me started on fucking ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Toasted Ciabatta with roasted peppers and pecorino or goat's cheese drizzled with a quality extra virgin olive oil ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Just stuff a pepper. Then you won't have to eat the shit toasted bread underneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# The bread in your scenario acts merely as a vehicle to get the good stuff to your feed hole.
Just because it's covered in good stuff doesn't make the bread itself good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Put some balsamic on there
Then you'll be in flavor town.
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Exactly!
The bread adds nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I just use pittas instead of panini breads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# sweet sweet sex toast
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The things people do to get a buzz...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Pop Tart
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)