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# I did a course module on assisting delivery, once.
The overall theme was 'a few complications aside, it's pretty much done for you - just leave them to get on with it'.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# The world's population has trebled since the 1960s; reproducing has got to be the single easiest thing ever
Having said that, I am taking enormous pleasure in taunting my pregnant best mate atm:
"We don't know if it's going to be a boy or a girl..."
"You could have a hermaphrodite and get both!"

and so on....googling birth defects has never been so much fun.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# be careful
i wound my sister up terribly by saying she was definitely going to have twins.
she had twins.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I'm sure they can detect this sort of thing early enough for them to flush it
besides, a hermaphrodite would have a cracking career in porn ahead of them
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# damn hermaphrodites, taking all our porn industry jobs!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)