he drank the other half of that bottle of wine
and fell asleep in the shower, wrapped in the plastic curtain
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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Fucking Moonbeam!
That bloody lightweight...
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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he'd get pissed on a box of cherry liqueurs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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