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# sneaky beggars
my girlfriend's cornish and shares the same theory as rory mcgrath that carrots don't belong in pasties
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe!
You have a girlfriend?!:O

:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# well she lets me live in the same house as long as i take care of the bills
and follow at least ten steps behind her when we're out but i call it a relationship :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Relationship?
I call that marriage:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# A husband following
ten steps behind his wife is usually to do with land-mines...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)