The vampire won't fuck her until they're marriedhe's a Christian, like.
Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American.
The end.
(Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American.
The end.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:26,
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don't forget the bit where he fucks her so hard her pelvis shatters
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:44,
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