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# Twilight meets evil dead.. Grooovey!
(J0hnD0e, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Who's the broad and why's she miserable?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)
# She just got rammed by a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Ok, fine, and why does the guy have two antenna coming out from back of his neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# That...
I can not explain... maybe to get BBC2.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Maybe his Emu got hurt :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:05, archived)
# MIICCCHAAAEEEEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:34, archived)
# beggars can't be choosers
at least now she's poplar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# time for bed!
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)
# That was very SPANG-worthy
And so long! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Dunno who she is, but it's obvious that she's miserable because she's stuck with him instead of you. You really need to get some of those antennae.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# They are some pretty fine antennae.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:00, archived)
# i'll say!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I think they also come in silver and avocado.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)
# and in blood red
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ello, Cnuty.
Hope yr keeping well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# The vampire won't fuck her until they're married
he's a Christian, like.

Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:26, archived)
# don't forget the bit where he fucks her so hard her pelvis shatters
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:44, archived)
# The broad is Kristen stewart
and i WOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I haven't seen any of the twilight movies.

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Where is my boomstick
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)
# somewhere around the 14th century, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:49, archived)