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# Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You're going to need it.
BADLY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I'm tired of pretending I'm not special, I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I'm dealing with soft targets
and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee... they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words; imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# 'Don't be special, be one of us'
Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Sorry about this gronkpan
I think I overdid it man, I am SHEENING THE FUCK OUT, seriously. WHOOO!!!

Edit: suddenly don't feel so good bro

Edit: coming down hard from the Charlie Sheen man, feeling totally CANCELLED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# You should try WINNING a bit more
or something that rhymes with WINNING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)