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# i prefer not to talk about those things
one of them attacked my mother in loch lomond.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# You should listen to this sage advice:
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# sage advice indeed
although i did have to use a magnifying glass* to read it.


*no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Better now?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# more sage advice:
chop finely and mix with chopped onions, breadcrumbs, salt and pepper and stuff the mix into the cavity of a chicken or turkey before roasting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# :D
Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i'm hungry now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# The things one learns about BritCom on this list!
Never heard of Rambling Syd Rumpo until just now,

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)