stupid mermaid!the salt water will ruin those lenses!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:17,
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I can think of another thing with salt in that may ruin those lenses.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:18,
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I love to eat pickled eggs.I also love to rub them into people's lenses.
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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beef jerky?wipe them with a cloth like a normal person
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:21,
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Beef jerky is disappointing.How the fuck can meat let me down like that?!
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:24,
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sometimes, meat just doesn't live up to expectations Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:25,
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Rather that than a vegetable living up to expectations.(I like veg really)
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:27,
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the veg i ate earlier is living up to expectationthere's a sprouty cloud lingering around my arse
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:29,
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I wonder if it has any nutritional value?Canned vegetable farts ftw! An easy way to get one of your five a day!
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:31,
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canned veg smells pretty farty anyway Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:33,
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