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Yeah that's what I've got - 3mg. A couple of those and a bottle of red wine and I was a b s o l u t e l y f i n e . . .

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)

I was in A&E 2 hours before I got married

I had in injection in my arse to stop me being sick (verrrrrry hung over and no sleep due to drinking a whole jar of Nescafe in order to try and write speeches). I was also given a large dose of diazepam.

I didn't have a clue what was going on during the wedding. I was very clear headed when I divorced 4 years later.

/QOTW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)

hehe

gaddafi was right. nescafe is hallucinogenic, then?

Anyhoo, gotta get ready for a job interview, thanks peeps :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

Don't shit on the interviewer's desk

they don't like it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

what if i leave it to ferment in my pants

then give it to him? Would that impress enough to seal the deal?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

It'll seal something, anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)

Shit on the interviewer's desk

they love it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

Shit on the interviewer.

Then they can transfer it to the desk themselves. It'll give them something to do.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)

1/Get a cup and make a video with your interviewer.

2/Put on net.
3/???
4/Profit.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)