many years agothere were reports of seroius mutations caused by toxic chemicals found in cornish tin mines. the mine owners clubbed together and hired an insane scientist, who designed a rocket ship that would automatically home in on any other planet with a breathable atmosphere. the tin mine mutants were packed into the rocket ship, along with a sufficient supply of pasties, before being blasted off into space.
after travelling for 2 years, the rocket discovered a planet suitable for habitation. it landed and lo! the klingon homeworld was born!
(after travelling for 2 years, the rocket discovered a planet suitable for habitation. it landed and lo! the klingon homeworld was born!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:30,
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