A Mediterranean tsunami.
While unfortunate for many decent people in North Africa, it would cleanse the shores of Spain of overweight, bright pink ex-plumbers from Essex who complain about immigrants while shouting 'Oi, Pedro, two fried breakfasts and a lager.'
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:31,
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:D
"Raise that double standard high"
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36,
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I attempt to fit in over here.
I even went swimming once and have eaten barbeque food.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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