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# Popping my b3ta cherry - sorry it's so small, but I'm frame greedy
(Flumper, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Lovely timing there!
Welcome to b3ta, how was it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Thanks
It's everything I thought it would be.
(Flumper, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# That's alright then
You didn't mind me shouting 'parsnips' right at the end, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Nononono of course not
So long as you didn't mind them popping out of me.
(Flumper, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Oh, thank goodness for that!
I thought you had a number of very nasty prolapses
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# can't beleive im saying this
but it has been done haha welcome to b3ta thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Thank you for the welcome
I had a feeling this was an Osama Bindun. I'll slowly build up to something original.
(Flumper, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# NEW FLESHHHHH
Hi there n00b. Stick around, do some shit, but don't feed the pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# when did we start calling the trolls pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# since they started wearing devilish disguises
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# dashed unsporting of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# *loads blunderbus*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Unless...
...it's Alka-Seltzer?

I'm now being forcibly dragged away from my laptop. My daily ration's over and I'm being put back in my box. I'll be kicking about the boards soon enough.
(Flumper, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# come back!
he was like a brother to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# nicely
welcome - you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Howdy!
Pull up a Jedi etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)