Steel idea!
Just configure it with iron, carbon, vanadium, tungsten, cobalt and chromium. Make wrought iron, pig iron, stainless steel, tungsten carbide, and beautiful chrome teeth grills.
Order coke in bulk. When angry, say 'Slag!' and throw slag at them.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:16,
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Guaranteed low sulphur content.
Smells more like your Aunt's fart during tea than the sewers of Mumbai. And it's hot, hot, hot!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:46,
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