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# hahahaha
i regularly show my 11 year old brother this place

he laughed his arse off at cockweasles and dekions pictures, which is cool and worrying at the same time.

EDIT: you do know you will be known as Auntie Nicola around here from now on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# my niece is a bit sheltered
i'm just trying to warp her slightly, so the real world won't come as such a terrible shock.
EDIT: yesh, i know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# just keep her off the crack and she'll be grand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# no worries there
she thinks coffee is dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# it can be if you have too much
bowels go a bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# it buggers your kidneys up, too
which is why i can't drink it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# fuck
i know it's a diarrhetic but i didn't think it could do that, can tea do the same?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# don't know
but if you suffer from water infections or kidney infections, or even thrush, avoid coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# *shivers*
i've never had any of them thank god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i suffer with my kidneys
i haven't drunk coffee for a few weeks, got a kidney infection. it's a damn shame, i love coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# i had about 4 strong mugs today
Beauleys, good shit, i don't know if they have it in the UK though.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# never heard of it
i love douwe egberts myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# mmmmm egberts is quite nice
one to avoid is the bellarom gold from lidl, utter shite, i make mine in one of them plunger things and i can tell it's shit coffee when the froth isn't thick enough and has too many bubbles.

*sups can of bavaria*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# bought that shit a while ago
gave my mum almost the entire jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# ah, so it's not just me
one of my friends thought it was lovely, pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no accounting for taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# oh lool, i like this
i try to be pro-kiddy fuck jape (doesn't always work due to doobage booze japes)

you should show heem thus

youtu.be/jvlGtsPH-c4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# yeah he saw that and loved it
i wouldn't worry, he's used to bad language and such , he's quite a grounded young chap, he just seems to get certain humour that kids his age wouldn't.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I don't swear infront of we ones, it's the code
butt i'll respect your judgement as a cunt lovin docta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i'm terrible for it
he uses fuck a good bit and cunt sometimes, but only around family, he's not like a little wild yobbo you'd see hanging a shopping mall, damn youngsters these days.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# charlie won't even write swearwords
as you can tell by the asterisks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# all in good time
all in gooood tiiiiiime, MWAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you mean *reports*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# no, the Auntie Nicola bit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# well what a fine citizen you are
REPORT ME!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)