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# posted for my 12-year-old niece, as i won't let her near this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha
i regularly show my 11 year old brother this place

he laughed his arse off at cockweasles and dekions pictures, which is cool and worrying at the same time.

EDIT: you do know you will be known as Auntie Nicola around here from now on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# my niece is a bit sheltered
i'm just trying to warp her slightly, so the real world won't come as such a terrible shock.
EDIT: yesh, i know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# just keep her off the crack and she'll be grand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# no worries there
she thinks coffee is dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# it can be if you have too much
bowels go a bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# it buggers your kidneys up, too
which is why i can't drink it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# fuck
i know it's a diarrhetic but i didn't think it could do that, can tea do the same?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# don't know
but if you suffer from water infections or kidney infections, or even thrush, avoid coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# *shivers*
i've never had any of them thank god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i suffer with my kidneys
i haven't drunk coffee for a few weeks, got a kidney infection. it's a damn shame, i love coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# i had about 4 strong mugs today
Beauleys, good shit, i don't know if they have it in the UK though.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# never heard of it
i love douwe egberts myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# mmmmm egberts is quite nice
one to avoid is the bellarom gold from lidl, utter shite, i make mine in one of them plunger things and i can tell it's shit coffee when the froth isn't thick enough and has too many bubbles.

*sups can of bavaria*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# bought that shit a while ago
gave my mum almost the entire jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# ah, so it's not just me
one of my friends thought it was lovely, pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no accounting for taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# oh lool, i like this
i try to be pro-kiddy fuck jape (doesn't always work due to doobage booze japes)

you should show heem thus

youtu.be/jvlGtsPH-c4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# yeah he saw that and loved it
i wouldn't worry, he's used to bad language and such , he's quite a grounded young chap, he just seems to get certain humour that kids his age wouldn't.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I don't swear infront of we ones, it's the code
butt i'll respect your judgement as a cunt lovin docta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i'm terrible for it
he uses fuck a good bit and cunt sometimes, but only around family, he's not like a little wild yobbo you'd see hanging a shopping mall, damn youngsters these days.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# charlie won't even write swearwords
as you can tell by the asterisks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# all in good time
all in gooood tiiiiiime, MWAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you mean *reports*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# no, the Auntie Nicola bit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# well what a fine citizen you are
REPORT ME!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Nice one, Charlie!
and well done Aunty Nicola for posting it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# one of these days
i'll have to dig out some of the other weird stuff she's drawn for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# she'll definitely be
a future b3tan, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)
# i wouldn't be a bit surprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# The interwebs iz safe now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i've heard that one before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# sweet pink fuckjapes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# sweet, maybe
but less of the pink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# barrysauras FTW!
woo yeah lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# i may get her to do the adventures of barrysaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# well i for one would be willing
to pay for that at a shop d/l the pdf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# they're off school a lot this month
so she'll be bored. watch this space!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)