posted for my 12-year-old niece, as i won't let her near this place.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:16,
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hahahaha
i regularly show my 11 year old brother this place
he laughed his arse off at cockweasles and dekions pictures, which is cool and worrying at the same time.
EDIT: you do know you will be known as Auntie Nicola around here from now on
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:20,
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my niece is a bit sheltered
i'm just trying to warp her slightly, so the real world won't come as such a terrible shock. EDIT: yesh, i know :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:23,
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just keep her off the crack and she'll be grand
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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no worries there
she thinks coffee is dangerous
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:31,
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it can be if you have too much
bowels go a bit
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:32,
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it buggers your kidneys up, too
which is why i can't drink it now.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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fuck
i know it's a diarrhetic but i didn't think it could do that, can tea do the same?
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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don't know
but if you suffer from water infections or kidney infections, or even thrush, avoid coffee.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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*shivers*
i've never had any of them thank god
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:43,
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i suffer with my kidneys
i haven't drunk coffee for a few weeks, got a kidney infection. it's a damn shame, i love coffee.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:44,
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i had about 4 strong mugs today
Beauleys, good shit, i don't know if they have it in the UK though.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47,
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never heard of it
i love douwe egberts myself
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:49,
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mmmmm egberts is quite nice
one to avoid is the bellarom gold from lidl, utter shite, i make mine in one of them plunger things and i can tell it's shit coffee when the froth isn't thick enough and has too many bubbles.
*sups can of bavaria*
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:54,
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bought that shit a while ago
gave my mum almost the entire jar.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:59,
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ah, so it's not just me
one of my friends thought it was lovely, pffffft
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:01,
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no accounting for taste
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:03,
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oh lool, i like this
i try to be pro-kiddy fuck jape (doesn't always work due to doobage booze japes)
i wouldn't worry, he's used to bad language and such , he's quite a grounded young chap, he just seems to get certain humour that kids his age wouldn't.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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I don't swear infront of we ones, it's the code
butt i'll respect your judgement as a cunt lovin docta
he uses fuck a good bit and cunt sometimes, but only around family, he's not like a little wild yobbo you'd see hanging a shopping mall, damn youngsters these days.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:45,
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charlie won't even write swearwords
as you can tell by the asterisks
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:47,
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all in good time
all in gooood tiiiiiime, MWAHAHAHA
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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hopefully
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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