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# my space bar is perfect
i get free Zano drinks at it all the time and there's never any trouble
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Best of all the Space Bars
images.hollywood.com/site/star_wars_cantina.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# that's my seat by the window
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# the one in the leather looksdepressed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# He has the horn and it's too small to satisfy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# poor creature
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# your space bar is phukt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# and your keyboard is full of toastcrumbs
hahaha

you're so phukt, it will never be fixed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i'm saving those toast crumbs
if ever i'm starving to death, i can save myself by sucking them from between the keys.
either that, or i can compress them until they form a newslice of frankentoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# oh phuking hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# my keyboard is old and full of toast crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i'd go for a full key removal and hoover
then put the keys back in alphabetical order just for the laugh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i may just do that
i'm definitely going to have to clean it sooner or later. the mouse needs a goodsorting, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i bought a mouse that's way too fucking small
but it's nothing a bit of tape and tissue couldn't fix
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# arf!
it looks like it's escaping from a bread roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# the tape undernearth is causing some slight glide problems
i will have to return to the workbench soon.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# blu-tac and half a bogroll tube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# no no no
the bogroll will breakdown after about a day from sweat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# hmm, good point
half a small plant pot, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)