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# Do a reverse van gogh
get her to shave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:04, archived)
# actually wait
a reverse van gogh would mean you attached an ear to your face and erased a self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# I have this idea for a performance piece
which consists of going around telling people I have this idea for a performance piece.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:11, archived)
# now that's avante garde
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)
# I'll need funding though
That's what's stopping me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# There was a guy over here that got a $30k grant to film himself vomiting milk a few years ago
Maybe hit him up and see if he has any tips
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
# its not really fair that robert mapplethorpe got all the money from putting a bullwhip up his ass and i get nothing
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Maybe you're not putting it up far enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Put it in handle-first next time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# One of my nieces worked in a studio as an intern for a Summer a few years ago
and one of her jobs was to clear up after some people who filled their bowels with paint and then squirted it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# oh you zany art-types!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:44, archived)
# I hope it wasn't lead-based paint
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)