I think the middle onelooks more like a pie lapper than a pipe muncher.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:38,
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The middle bit has no genitalia.It can gobble what it likes. I think it likes you.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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